Here is a suitable guard of private property. Two, rather, but one is only in effigy, while the other is present defending the door (or window, more accurately) of the house. A furry cat with a serious face looks directly into the camera, which is to say it looks us in the eyes, as if confirming what the sign it has attached to the windowpane says. This sign features the image of a dog, the animal we most associate with the task of surveillance, along with a dissuasive warning: "I'm on guard, you're entering a place of risk and danger." A short text that, due to its syntax and sound, gives the impression of being a direct or exact translation from English.