"So much culture will eventually become true," Gabriel Cañellas is said to have said during his time as president of the Balearic Islands, a day when he must have discovered there was an excess of culture. He couldn't have known that his words would be prophetic and that, indeed, we would become sick of culture, especially because, for some time now, it has been agreed that everything is culture. Especially what some people like: going to restaurants is culture, trashy television is culture, looking for trouble is culture, tent parties are culture, drugs are culture, and football, of course, is culture. Bullfighting was already culture before, and when culture was invented, that wouldn't be open to discussion. Or don't you know that Picasso liked going to bullfights? We're gone, we won't talk about it.