Falsification of electoral records? Alteration of the census? Bribery or pressure on voters? Dubious results? Over the centuries, shenanigans have been a constant in elections for public office in the Balearic Islands, not much different from the rest of the State and the surrounding area. We review this wide collection of irregularities, tricks, and manipulations, at a time when some voices, in the purest Trumpian style, have cast surreal suspicions on the elections that are to be held on November 29th.