Political 'Ayusofrenia'

The fake duel between Prohens and Cañadas, a political example of the myth of eternal return, has made me seek refuge in Isabel Díaz Ayuso in search of strong emotions. I once heard a woman tell her sister: "We have to delete Intereconomía from Mom's television. She watches it all day and it makes her very angry!" We are that mother with Ayuso's videos. It infuriates me, but at the same time I feel an irresistible fascination for her empty eyes as they pour hatred from their mouths. Miguel Ángel Rodríguez has achieved sublime heights as a ventriloquist.

It doesn't matter if the president of the Community of Madrid talks about abortion, Pedro Sánchez, public (or rather, private) healthcare, or if she's on the air with Gloria Estefan. Her tight expression or smile may change, but her gaze always remains unchanged. I've looked up recent voting intention polls, and they predict an even larger absolute majority. Vox will have a hard time growing at her expense, because she's PP, Vox, and any party Alvise might throw in 2027. We clarify that the poll was commissioned by Telemadrid, which is as if the president had hired her, but nothing indicates that the woman dedicated to opposing Sánchez is more than Feijóo. In Madrid, apparently, there are more and more Nachos Cano and fewer Nachos Duato. When I'm on the verge of becoming violent, I look for videos of the dancer to offset one outrage with another, now that he's become the president's scourge. This man, so elegant and impeccably mannered, gets fired up criticizing the president. A good show.

Ayuso, like Mazón with the dana, has emerged unscathed (even strengthened at the polls) after her management of nursing homes during the pandemic. Because, who cared about a handful of old people if the bars were open? Isabel is the president who cries out for politicization at any mention of Gaza in the public sphere, but the same one who organizes a week of festivities to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Day, because among immigrants there are classes: those who "share a language and culture" are not the same as everyone else. She knows exactly where to fish to fulfill the Telemadrid prophecy. Meanwhile, she takes photos in schools, forcing them to offer a partial, biased, and more Franco-like version of the conquest of America. Because politicization is always what others do. How lucky I don't live in Madrid.