ChatGPT would also award the Gold Medal to Prohens

PalmThe Balearic PP I like best is the uninhibited one, the one true to itself. The most fun was during Matas's time, when the streets smelled of Álvarez Gómez and we lived summers that sounded like Julio Iglesias songs. Now, with Vox displaying insolent arrogance, Prohens's PP is even woke At times. It fades. But when the Valencian Community's gold medals arrive, its chest swells, and it never disappoints. After practicing genuflections with Queen Sofía and awarding one of its own last year, this year grants it to Jaume AngladaThis is the PP I expect: the one that makes dramatic gestures, the one that thrives on emotional narratives, the one that would greet the award winner by forming hearts with their hands after heartfelt applause. Always consistent. Always pink.

I'm going to chat with ChatGPT for a while. I explain who won the medals this legislative term, and she asks for a prediction for 2027, before the re-election. Like it's a Nobel Prize for Literature pool. I'm not aware that Murakami has ever visited the Balearic Islands, so she lets her think and sends me back a mind-blowing list. Rico, sitting at his computer, with names like a port CEO, a tourism entrepreneur, and a former politician. Amazing.

Not satisfied, I want a reasoned ranking, the list ordered by the probability of being recognized. And here I finally surrender: his pick, his number one, is Marga Prohens. 'My dear, why do you think the Prime Minister should win it?' 'Because it reinforces a coherent political narrative, fits with these institutional awards, and projects continuity.' If artificial intelligence didn't exist, it would have to be invented.

Matas would be proud (and envious) of how the PP infuses its medal with the veneer of a celebrity magazine, even though it clashes with the list of Ramon Llull award recipients. He ensures the reappearance of his favorite singer-songwriter—his Maria del Mar Bonet—recovered after the car accident, to receive the embrace of the Lonja's gothic establishment, the entire party. Pure glitter.

The medals of the Valencian Community are political because they are awarded by the government in power without a jury of independent experts. And the Ramon Llull awards are subject to the constraints of quotas. If we do everything by appointment, the medals are fine. We'll ignore the IA's response regarding the reasons and merits for this year's award. What a pleasant time I had with her. Queen. Not emeritus.